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    We will celebrate like the Ewoks


    We will celebrate like the Ewoks

    by Rekdon

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    37 Comments

    3. Alucard_117 on

      Him and that big-ear’d savage that runs Israel. Praising and dancing in the streets when I see the headlines.

    5. Primary-Bookkeeper10 on

      They told us we celebrated Charlie Kirk’s death for not mourning him. Someday soon, we will show them what a real celebration looks like.

    7. DoritoDustThumb on

      I will 100% deposit my own feces on Trump’s grave before I die. This is an oath I take.

    8. CatCafffffe on

      The. WHOLE. WORLD will celebrate. Dancing in the streets worldwide. MAGA supporters paraded like collaborators after WW2

    9. leonbravo10 on

      I dont drink at all but when the day comes, i’ma take a shot or few in celebration

    10. AsteroidMike on

      I’m gonna hit the meanest 2-Step ever when that news comes and I’ve already told my friends I’m treating them out to shots of their choosing.

    11. tylerbr97 on

      I’ve already said it- I am throwing the biggest cookout of my life- rain, snow, hail, or tornado- to celebrate his death. It will be glorious

    12. The_Grim_Adventurer on

      Unfortunately it won’t much matter cuz he’ll have already lived a full life and never had to suffer sny consequences for his actions

    13. VelviiCharm on

      the sheer audacity to post this is insane, some ppl really dont have a filter anymore lmao

    16. lonely_nipple on

      I have playlists saved. I get a cheat day on my sobriety to celebrate it. I’m gonna call out of work. I might buy fuckin fireworks and I hate fireworks.

    19. Gold_Repair_3557 on

      People were getting fired for saying milder things about Charlie Kirk’s death. The standards for your average American are leagues higher than the president. But that’s America for you.

    20. NoeloDa on

      Omg I can’t wait I am getting so FUCKING SMACKED WITH WEED AND BOOZE

      ![gif](giphy|Fnq53a9jm1m5W)

    23. 01011110_01011110 on

      I’m taking the day off work with the only notice being “I’m sure you understand”

    24. Karhak on

      I live outside DC and I *hate* going into the city, especially if I know there’s going to be large crowds.

      When I tell you I’m going to front and center at the white house, holding a stereo, blasting “Celebration”…

    28. GlassCityNat on

      I always envision either the end celebration scenes of Return of the Jedi or The Phantom Menace when it happens.

    30. crookdmouth on

      Yub nub, eee chop yub nub;

      Ah toe meet toe pee chee keene;

      G’noop dock fling oh ah.

      Translation:

      Freedom, we got freedom;
      And now that we can be free,
      Come on and celebrate.

    31. Meowpowah195 on

      I’d still piss on that grave if given the chance tbh, but Wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment.

    37. TheAmicableSnowman on

      Unfortunately, unless he takes 30% of the population with him we’ll still be stuck with the same problem.

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